If you vote Democrat, you must
agree!- Oscar Y. Harward
Here are the top 12 reasons I voted
Democrat…
1. I voted Democrat because I believe
oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government
taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe
the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of
Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too
irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to
protect me from murderers and thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe
that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the
polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I’m not
concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death
row inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think
illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security
benefits, and we should take away the social security from those who paid into
it.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe
that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need
to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as
the Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe
liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some
fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
10.. I voted Democrat because I think
that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not
drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.
11. I voted Democrat because while we
live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE
AND CHANGE”.
12. I voted Democrat because my head is
so firmly planted up my ass, it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of
view.
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