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A United States Marine was attending
some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who
was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked
the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated,
"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll
give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear
a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of
minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The
Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were
shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the heck is the
matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was
too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to
say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."
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