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Saturday, May 28, 2011

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.

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This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare”.
So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging clue who their daddy’s are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dogs get their first checks Friday.
Damn this is a great country.

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To be a successful coach in winning high percentages in any competitive sport, you must be a constant and intensive motivator.

To be an intensive motivator, you CANNOT chew gum and be intensive at the same time.

Chewing gum has and is a settling affect to yourself and your players, in lieu of raising and maintaining the necessary motivated insensitivity.

Chewing gum for a coach in any intensive sport is the equivalent to getting comfortable and turning on soft music in preparation of sleep." – Oscar Y.
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ALL UNBELIEVERS who deny a correlation between our US CONSTITUTION and CHRISTIAN FREEDOMS AND VALUES are practicing and/or living a LIE.

FOR ALL who deny any association with our US CONSTITUTION and CHRISTIAN FREEDOMS AND VALUES, I wish each and every one of you to read and understand, or have others to explain the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE as signed by our FOUNDING FATHERS on July 4, 1776 as the GROUNDWORK of our US CONSTITUTION.
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Liberals/Progressives criticize Americans for making more money in the private sector. Liberals/Progressives believe and practice that government in the public sector is to provide and
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Oscar Y. Harward

Oscar Harward is a 71 year old disabled male who lives in Monroe, NC, USA. He has a lifetime of love for our Constitutional freedoms and the Judeo-Christian values. Oscar has been involved in GOP partisan politics since 1968. Among national campaigns he has worked on includes President Ronald Reagan's campaigns in 1976, 1980, and 1984, Senator Jesse Helms in all campaigns from 1972 thru 1996, Sen. John East’s campaign in 1980, Sen. D.M. “Lauch” Faircloth campaign in 1992. Oscar worked in many other local campaigns. In 1984, Plaintiffs Sen. Jesse Helms, the NC Congressional Club, the NC Republican Party, and Oscar Harward sued the NC State Board of Elections and won a decision in Federal Court to allow crossover votes in elections to be counted individually; separately from straight voting balloting. Oscar enjoys NC State’s Baseball, Football, and Basketball. He enjoys the Charlotte Panthers in the NFL. For music, Oscar enjoys Country, Blue Grass, and Old Time Christian Hymns

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Saturday, May 28, 2011

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.

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