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"Daily Motivations"

Customers don’t expect you to be perfect. They do expect you to fix things when they go wrong. -- Donald Porter



"Daily Devotions" (NIVB)

Psalms 43:4: Then will I go to the altar of God, to God, my joy and my delight. I will praise you with the harp, O God, my God.



Whispers
Click here

http://home.att.net:80/~mcp3_2000/_classics/013/whispers.htm



"The Patriot Post"

"Fear is the foundation of most governments; but it is so sordid and brutal a passion, and renders men in whose breasts it predominates so stupid and miserable, that Americans will not be likely to approve of any political institution which is founded on it." -- John Adams

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." --French economist, statesman and author Frederic Bastiat (1801-1850)

"You don't make the poor richer by making the rich poorer." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"Wars in old times were made to get slaves. The modern implement of imposing slavery is debt." --American poet Ezra Pound (1885-1972)



"Simple Truths"

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. -- Laurence Shames

Chance favors those in motion. -- James H. Austin



"AFA"

Donald E. Wildmon
Founder and
Chairman

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Pepsi produces another TV ad promoting gay lifestyle

Company combines promotion of Pepsi and homosexual lifestyle

February 23, 2009

Pepsi has produced another TV ad not only promoting Pepsi but also promoting the gay lifestyle. Click here to see the ad.

Pepsi had released a similar ad before. The ads serve two purposes for Pepsi: to sell Pepsi and to promote the homosexual lifestyle. AFA asked Pepsi to remain neutral in the culture war, but the company refused - choosing to support the homosexual activists.

Pepsi has made no effort to hide their support for the homosexual agenda:

Pepsi gave a total of $1,000,000 to the Human Rights Campaign (HRC) and Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays (PFLAG) to promote the homosexual lifestyle in the workplace.
Both HRC and PFLAG supported efforts in California to defeat Proposition 8 which defined marriage as being between a man and a woman. HRC, which received $500,000 from Pepsi, gave $2.3 million to defeat Proposition 8.
Pepsi forces employees to attend sexual orientation and gender diversity training where the employees are taught to accept homosexuality.
Pepsi is a member of the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce.



"ADF"

ADF Alliance Alert

U.S. Supreme Court will hear dispute over 8-foot cross

AP: “The Supreme Court agreed Monday to step into a long-running legal fight over an 8-foot cross that stands as a war memorial in the vast Mojave National Preserve in California . . . ”

SCOTUS Blog: Court grants religious symbol case, five others

The Supreme Court, returning from a winter recess, agreed on Monday to hear a new government appeal testing Congress’ power to allow a religious display to remain on public property simply by transferring ownership to a private group or individual. The case also raises issues about who may sue to challenge such displays. The grant in Salazar (Interior Secretary) v. Buono (08-472) was one of six in Monday’s orders.

ACLU: “We are disappointed that the Supreme Court agreed to review this case, but not surprised given that it challenges a congressional statute . . . “



"The Web"

Is Leon Panetta's daughter a "radical anti-American" who posed with Venezuela's Chavez?

WILL PANETTA HAVE TO INVESTIGATE HIS OWN DAUGHTER??????????

http://www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/is_leon_panettas_daughter_a_radical_anti-american.html

You'll most likely never hear about it in the media.

THE NEW CIA DIRECTOR'S DAUGHTER...Can this really be true??

Linda Panetta the daughter of Leon Panetta, who was recently named by Barack Obama to be the new CIA director.

Linda is a supporter of all the anti-American regimes in this Hemisphere. Here she is with Hugo Chavez [Venezuela] and Daniel Ortega [Nicaragua], two sworn enemies of the United States.

She is a radical anti-American activist who wants to close the anti-terrorist School of the Americas, in Fort Benning, Georgia, where Colombian soldiers are trained. She says they are training criminals and is against any aid to the government of Colombia, our main ally in the region.

It is easy to confirm these facts. Visit some of her public web sites:
http://www.soawne.org
http://www.soaw.org/presente/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id&&ItemidV

Would any reasonable and impartial individual be concerned if any of
her activities are not duly probed and questioned during her father's
confirmation hearings, would the Senate "advise or consent?"

A: Actually, President Obama's nominee to head the CIA doesn't even have a daughter. The woman pictured in a false viral e-mail message is a Philadelphia-based photographer who says she's never met Leon Panetta.
This chain e-mail is far from the truth, but it has fooled a number of right-leaning blogs and Web sites.

One blog claimed that Leon Panetta's daughter is an "anti U.S. agitator" who "hangs out with enemies of the United States." Another called her "an avowed Marxist, anti-American, anti-military leftist." Many of them included the photograph that's part of the e-mail above of Linda Panetta standing with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's arm draped over her shoulder as Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega looked on.

But this is at best a case of mistaken identity, if not an outright hoax. According to the biography posted on the site of Leon Panetta's own think tank, he has three sons. No daughters.

Linda Panetta is actually a professional photographer based in Philadelphia whose organization and digital gallery is called Optical Realities. She told us in a telephone conversation that she had never met Leon Panetta, a former congressman and Clinton White House chief of staff. And she said, with what sounded to us like a trace of weariness, that she most definitely is "not his daughter."

A Distant Relative – Maybe

She may be distantly related to Leon Panetta, or perhaps not. She told us that her father is dead, but after she began getting calls about her supposed connection to Leon Panetta, she called an uncle to ask whether there is a family relationship. Her uncle, according to Linda, has met Leon Panetta. "He figured out that they might be third or fourth cousins," she told FactCheck.org.

Linda Panetta says that since the false e-mail began circulating, she has received so many messages – many of them hateful, a couple even threatening – that she stopped reading her e-mail.

She has indeed met Ortega and Chavez, as well as other Central and South American leaders. Her group's stated mission is to "advocate for economic and social justice":

Optical Realities Mission Statement: Optical Realities is an organization that uses photojournalism and educational outreach to raise public awareness about world events, cultures, and the environment. We seek to use our first-hand knowledge and experiences in impoverished and war-torn areas of the world to advocate for economic and social justice. Through photo exhibits, presentations, and our website, we challenge and address conventional " First World " stereotypes at all levels in an attempt to dissolve prejudices and hostile feelings that often stem from misinformation or a lack of knowledge.
Many of Linda Panetta's photos are of indigenous children. She began spending time in Central America, she says, during the Iran-Contra scandal of the 1980s. She also has been active with the group School of the Americas Watch, which advocates for closing a controversial U.S. Army facility at Fort Benning, Ga., that trains military officers from Latin American countries; its graduates have included former Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega and former Salvadoran death squad commander Roberto D'Aubuisson. Political pressure forced the closure, at the end of 2000, of the School of the Americas, but it reopened the next year under a new name: the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation.

Footnote: This widely circulated claim is so blatantly false that it has been debunked by Accuracy in Media, an organization that normally devotes its efforts to accusing mainstream news coverage of having a liberal slant. This time it found error on the conservative side, a rare event for this group. AIM accused conservative bloggers of making "an embarrassing error" by publishing a claim that is "without evidence." Cliff Kincaid, editor of the AIM Report, wrote: "The misinformation became a vicious circle. One blog cited other mentions of the alleged connection as if additional stories constituted confirmation." Another way to put it: Two wrongs (or 20, or 472) don't make a right.

Kincaid cited "the need for higher journalistic standards in the conservative blogosphere." We completely agree with that sentiment, though we would delete the word "conservative."

–Viveca Novak



Friends

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friend tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives." He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play football on Saturday with me and my friends. He said yes. We hung all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him. And my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Damn boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than me and all the girls loved him! Boy, sometimes I was jealous. Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!" He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. "Thanks," he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began.

"Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends. I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story." I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable."

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions.

With one small gesture you can change a person's life.

"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

Author Unknown



White House Info

http://WhiteHouse.gov

To look at the President's complete agenda on everything: http://www.whitehouse.gov/agenda/



Once the "AMERICAN RECOVERY AND REINVESTMENT ACT" plan is put into action,

a new website – Recovery.gov – will supposedly allow any American to watch/track where the money goes and weigh in with comments and questions .

You can also call or write to the President:

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Phone Numbers:

Comments: 202-456-1111
Switchboard: 202-456-1414
FAX: 202-456-2461

TTY/TDD

Comments: 202-456-6213
Visitors Office: 202-456-2121



Where

There was a little boy,
On the week's first day,
Coming home from Sunday School
And wandering on the way.

He scuffed his shoes into the grass
And found a caterpillar.
He found a fluffy milkweed pod
And blew out all the filler.

A bird's nest in a tree above,
So wisely placed on high,
Was just another wonder
That caught his eager eye.

A neighbor watched his crooked course
And hailed him from the lawn.
He asked him where he'd been that day
And what was going on.

"I've been to Sunday School," he said
As he turned a piece of sod,
And picking up a worm, he smiled,
"I've learned a lot from God!"

"That's a fine way," the neighbor said,
"For a boy to spend his time.
"Now if you can tell me where God is,
I'll give you a brand new dime."

Quick as a flash the answer came,
The boy said without complaint,
"I'll give you a dollar, Mister,
If you can tell me where God ain't!"



Winter Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, March 30th, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video..
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Ranting. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven-- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat,
and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day!

Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.



"The e-mail Bag"

IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed:

"Subsequential Internal Non-Morality", or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

God

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".